Pick me, pick me! *Rolls eyes* Here are the most cringe-worthy Tinder accounts on the Sunshine Coast.
Pick me, pick me! *Rolls eyes* Here are the most cringe-worthy Tinder accounts on the Sunshine Coast.

‘Pubs, parmy and p**sy’: The worst Coast Tinder accounts

FROM "pubs, parmies and pussy" to outrageously offensive pick up lines, there are some strange people looking for love on the Sunshine Coast.

I stepped into the weird world of Tinder to weasel out the most cringe-worthy accounts across the region.

And oh boy, it did not disappoint.

I've been with my partner for more than eight years so to complete this mission, I had to venture into online dating for the first time under an alias.

I also needed a tutor to help me navigate the ins and outs of the popular app.

Once I was all set up, I went venturing for the worst (and best) pick up lines in the region.

Each to their own and everything, but surely most of these bios wouldn't earn a "swipe right"?

No thanks.
No thanks.

All I can say after navigating Tinder for the first time is thank God I'm not single.

She is, but I wouldn't let you near her.
She is, but I wouldn't let you near her.

 

Tinder is dark.
Tinder is dark.

While some were mostly funny, these ones are just dark.

This is just weird.
This is just weird.

I may be baffled by the mating attempts of some, but they sure did provide a few laughs around the office. With my account deleted, I'm off to wash off the filth that is Tinder.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

Have you found some cringe-worthy Tinder accounts? Feel free to send them to editorial@scnews.com.au

At least he's honest.
At least he's honest.
Is this the best or the worst pick up line you've ever seen?
Is this the best or the worst pick up line you've ever seen?
Just here for a free dinner. Respect.
Just here for a free dinner. Respect.
Nice.
Nice.
Sick.
Sick.
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever floats your boat.
Probably halved his possible dates with this line.
Probably halved his possible dates with this line.
Wow. Line up, ladies.
Wow. Line up, ladies.